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drg
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If I was lost in the woods would lighting my farts in an open field be an good way to attract the rescue part
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Star
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No, it produces only very small amounts of light, and you'd like light your clothes on fire. Is this a joke?
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Clone
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yah
then cut off ur arms to attract the prince of lundunĖ!
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Doctor
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If you're in the woods then make a fire with lots of green leaves, green stuff makes lots of smoke. Fart fires are not very big.
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Coach
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l will pay you money to try it and find out!
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Kim
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ya and after u do that write an sos in rocks that says '' l am Screwed''
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Lostyo
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Only the most potent ones that take your breath away and bring tears to your eyes and make skunks run to their dens.
Of course those are the butt bombs that will also defoliate anything near you, so you could be in trouble with the forest service for destruction of public lands.
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Bobyer
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You would attract some attention but no one would want to rescue you.
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Kickshaw
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Definitely, always carry a good Zippo lighter, they're windproof you know.
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Lemon
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after asking that question, l bet you're voting for Obama
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couzo
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No but this question has attracted me to come tell you your an idiot.
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